Boxes! Yay!

So we’re moving. I don’t know what that means, but it involves boxes. Lots of boxes. Yay! I don’t really know what else to say about this. Umm.. boxes? I went for a nice walk today (jalan-jalan!), and then came back home to chill with the boxes. Yay! My brother likes the boxes too. I think. He’s weird. Boxes!

Boxes!

Boxes!

Boxes make me sleepy.

Boxes make me sleepy.

Very sleepy.

Very sleepy.

Boxes make me want to sniff butts.

Boxes make me want to sniff butts.

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Santa Day!

Today was Santa Day, and I don’t really know what that means, but I got all dressed up in a very pretty red outfit and was taken outside and got lots and lots and lots of attention! I also ran into another doggie, and the doggie was very strange and attacked me and stuff, but it was all good fun, even though I wasn’t really all that sure what was going on. I had lots of fun and I want it to be Santa Day every day!

 

Oooh look, a fire truck, black and red like me!

Oooh look, a fire truck, black and red like me!

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Woaaargh!

 

Aaaargh!

Aaaargh!

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Survived the attack… yay!

 

Review: Clif Bars (White Chocolate & Macadamia / Coconut Chocolate Chip)

Yesterday, the humans went away in the afternoon to go look at a space ship. When it was dinner time, they still weren’t back. Fortunately, they had left some new food for me in the kitchen. Yay! Really nice smelling bars, on the bottom shelf of the kitchen cabinet. They had obviously left them for me – yay! – because otherwise they would have put them on a higher shelf, right? Yay! I love food! I tried the one that smelled like nuts first. The wrapper was a little hard to open, but because I’m a clever pug – I like food! yay! – it didn’t take me too long. The bar was very, very yummy, and I was still hungry, so I moved to the next one. This one tasted of coconut. Very nice. Yay! I was getting kinda full, but the third one was calling my name (Gemuk! Gemuk! Yay!), so I ate it, too.

Yum! Yay! Yum! Yay! Yum! Yay!

When the humans got home, they looked a little confused. They had probably forgotten they had left those treats for me – silly forgetful humans. Later, they tried to give me another treat (because I’m such a good doggie!), but it was very yucky and pink and funny-tasting. The bottle said ‘Pepto-Bismol’ on it, and the taste brought back vague memories of when my brother and I had managed to break into our automatic feeders and eaten everything inside. That was fun! Yay!

Since I ate the bars, I haven’t stopped farting! Hehehehe! Fun! Yay! More bars, please?

Anyway, here is my review:

  • Taste: 5/5 – supper tasty, better than kibbles
  • Packaging: 2/5 – not that easy to open with doggie paws, needs improvement
  • Nutritional value: ? – I don’t know what this means
  • Side-effects: 4/5 – I love the farts, but the soft poo is less fun
  • Value for money: ? – I dunno? I think they were for free?

More bars, yes?

Review: Jules Destrooper Butter Crisps

Today, I tried new food. Yay! Cookies! They were very yummy, and I would like to thank the humans for leaving these tasty waffle thingies out for little me. They were in  a shiny wrapper and they were a bit difficult to get out and lick and eat and stuff, but I think the humans just forgot to put them in my bowl. Still, it was very nice of them to share them with me.

It was a bit strange that they didn’t give me any doggie food for dinner when they came home. They also seemed a little bit confused when they saw there were no more cookies left. They probably forgot they had given them to me, and they must have forgotten to feed me my dog food too. They’re forgetting a lot of things these days. Good thing I am smart and know how to feed myself.

For me? Thank you! Yay!

Taste: 5/5.. yummy!

Nutritional value: I dunno what this means

Value for money: I dunno?

Review: Zanies 8-Inch Rope Menagerie Dog Toy, Giraffe

Helllooo! Long time no blog blog! I’ve been busy. No, not really. I’ve been lazy.. hehehe! Too hot for bloggin’. I like blogging. Yay! I also like treats, and toys, and walkies. It’s too hot for walkies right now. I like treats, and toys! This is one of my favourite toys of all time, and I really like it, almost as much as my moose, but I like my moose more. Yay, the moose! Gemoose! I like the moose. But I like this toy too! It’s a giraffe.. Geraffe? Gemuk, Gemoose, Geraffe. Hehehe! It’s yellow, like my brother’s eyes, and it’s made out of rope. It’s really awesome to chew on, almost as awesome as chewing on treats, but I like treats more. I really like treats. And my moose. And my giraffe. It’s yellow. My brother’s eyes are yellow too. I like my brother, he has a weird face. My giraffe had a weird face too, but its face is kinda gone now. Gila’s face is still weird.

Face no more

Fun factor: 4/5 – lots of fun – yay! – but not quite as fun as the moose

Chewiness: 4/5 – very fun to chew on, but not quite as fun to chew on as treats

Durability: 3/5 – it’s still chewable, but it doesn’t really look like a giraffe anymore.. hehehe.. oops!

Value for money: I dunno?

Beach! Yay! Sand! Yay! Pee! Yay!

We went on a weekend trip to Asbury Park! Yay! My brother Gila and me and the humans! On the train! They put me in my red box. I don’t really mind, though sometimes I get a little impatient, and then I start scratching the mesh on the box like a rabid dog! I don’t have rabies, though. The vet gave me shots for rabies, so I have nice bling on my harness that says ‘rabies’ on it. Gila has nice bling on his harness too. Gila is a cat. He came along too, on the train. Yay! We stayed in a nice place, where they had a very nice bed and very soft pillows.

Fluffy!

There were cats who lived in the place! They didn’t look anything like Gila, though. Gila is my brother, and he looks crazy.

Not so crazy.

We went walkies (jalan-jalan! yay!) lots of times. We went to a doggie beach, and I really loved running in the sand and jumping up and down and charging and sprinting and generally being a crazy puppy!

Beach! Woah!

We also walked along a strange road made out of wood. It was fun! I like walking. Yay!

Strange but fun

When we went back to the beach, I made lots of doggie friends. One of them was a street dog from Puerto Rico. His humans had brought him back to Jersey. He was about my size, but more fluffy, and he wore a nice coat with bones on it. I like bones! Yay! He was very funny and friendly, and he peed on me.

I got peed on!

I love bath time! Yay!

I was a smelly dog! Yay! And today was bath time! Yay! I love bath time! I love my bone, and treats, and walkies! I went walkies today! And I had a bath! Yay! I am no longer a smelly dog! I love bath time! Yay! Can I have a treat, hmm?

Jalan-jalan!

My favourite, favourite, favourite thing to do in the whole world is to go walkies! Jalan-jalan! That means walkies! I’m Gemuk! That means fat! I love jalan-jalan! I love it more than anything else, except maybe food, Gila, the humans, sleeping, my toys, treats and.. I love treats! I love them almost as much as jalan-jalan! Walkies! I love jalan-jalan! Today, I went jalan-jalan! That means walkies! I went jalan-jalan to the pet shop, to buy treats! I love treats! And we bought a toy for Gila! I love Gila! I love toys! And we walked back from the pet shop! Walkies! Lots of people said I’m cute! Lots of people always want to hug me when I go walkies! Jalan-jalan! Sometimes, I meet other dogs who are walking. Sometimes, I sniff their butt. Sometimes, they sniff my butt. The other dogs all walk more slowly than me. I like running. I love running! Jalan-jalan! I love treats!

Jalan-jalan! Walkies! Woooo! Wooo!